Roast selfies and profile pics
Turn awkward selfies, gym mirror shots, and suspiciously confident profile photos into jokes that feel written for that exact image.
AI burns that actually hit
Roast your
friends.
Roasted is an AI roast app for iOS that turns selfies, group photos, and cursed camera-roll finds into funny, personalized burns you can copy or share in seconds.
- 2 free roasts
- 9 humor styles
- 37 languages
4.8 · 2,500+ roasters
See how it works
Spicy · just now
🔥Live from the group chat
You look like a man who apologizes to Alexa.
That beard is doing most of your personality's heavy lifting.
Your face says 'I peaked at a TEDx talk in 2019.'
The concerned eyebrows of a divorce attorney delivering bad news.
You have the aura of a man who reads the terms and conditions.
Golden retriever energy, taken to the vet edition.
Three hours debating the nutritional benefits of craft beer.
You apologize after sneezing. Alone. In your own apartment.
You look like a man who apologizes to Alexa.
That beard is doing most of your personality's heavy lifting.
Your face says 'I peaked at a TEDx talk in 2019.'
The concerned eyebrows of a divorce attorney delivering bad news.
You have the aura of a man who reads the terms and conditions.
Golden retriever energy, taken to the vet edition.
Three hours debating the nutritional benefits of craft beer.
You apologize after sneezing. Alone. In your own apartment.
Your face says 'I peaked at a TEDx talk in 2019.'
The concerned eyebrows of a divorce attorney delivering bad news.
You have the aura of a man who reads the terms and conditions.
Golden retriever energy, taken to the vet edition.
Three hours debating the nutritional benefits of craft beer.
You apologize after sneezing. Alone. In your own apartment.
You look like a man who apologizes to Alexa.
That beard is doing most of your personality's heavy lifting.
Your face says 'I peaked at a TEDx talk in 2019.'
The concerned eyebrows of a divorce attorney delivering bad news.
You have the aura of a man who reads the terms and conditions.
Golden retriever energy, taken to the vet edition.
Three hours debating the nutritional benefits of craft beer.
You apologize after sneezing. Alone. In your own apartment.
You look like a man who apologizes to Alexa.
That beard is doing most of your personality's heavy lifting.
What it is
An AI roast app for photos, group chats, and inside jokes.
Roasted is an iOS app that reads the vibe of a selfie, group photo, or camera-roll deep cut and writes a roast that matches the image instead of spitting out a generic one-liner.
Keep the group chat alive
Generate fast, shareable roasts for birthdays, party photos, and chaotic friend-group moments without recycling the same tired meme.
Make captions and roast cards
Copy the roast as text or ship it as a shareable card when you want something funnier than a generic AI caption.
The app
How Roasted lands the joke.
Upload a photo, choose the heat, pick the humor style, and get a shareable roast that fits the image instead of sounding like a generic caption generator.
№ 01·Dial the heat
Choose a roast intensity from gentle to savage.
Match the joke to the photo and the audience instead of getting the same tone every time.
№ 02·Pick the flavor
Pick one of nine humor styles.
Switch between dry, absurd, dark, and other styles so the roast sounds like the friend you want to channel.
№ 03·Ship the burn
Generate a roast card ready to share.
Turn the result into a copyable text roast or a visual card for group chats, stories, and posts.
Pick your heat
Roasted pricing. Full burn.
Start with two free roasts, then unlock unlimited burns, all 9 humor styles, 37 languages, and roast history with a weekly or yearly subscription.
Best value
Yearly
$24.99/ year
Save ~75%.
For the group chat admin who knows what they're doing.
- Unlimited roasts
- All 9 humor styles
- 37 languages
- Roast history
Two free burns · No credit card · Cancel anytime your dignity recovers
The fine print
Roasted FAQ, burned plainly.
Answers about how the app works, what happens to your photos, how many free roasts you get, and which subscription makes sense.
@jsmith
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Dead chat, resurrected. Friends won't stop sending me screenshots.
@emilyc
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Savage mode should come with a warning label.
@mjohnson
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The intensity slider is chef's kiss.
@swilliams
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Gentle for mom, savage for friends. Unmatched range.
@jsmith
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Dead chat, resurrected. Friends won't stop sending me screenshots.
@emilyc
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Savage mode should come with a warning label.
@mjohnson
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The intensity slider is chef's kiss.
@swilliams
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Gentle for mom, savage for friends. Unmatched range.
@jsmith
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Dead chat, resurrected. Friends won't stop sending me screenshots.
@emilyc
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Savage mode should come with a warning label.
@mjohnson
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The intensity slider is chef's kiss.
@swilliams
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Gentle for mom, savage for friends. Unmatched range.
@dkim
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Clever, contextual, actually funny. Not random.
@rtorres
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Finally an app that makes me laugh at myself.
@mpatel
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Roasts in Spanish hit completely different.
@landerson
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Hangouts now start with roasting each other's photos.
@dkim
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Clever, contextual, actually funny. Not random.
@rtorres
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Finally an app that makes me laugh at myself.
@mpatel
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Roasts in Spanish hit completely different.
@landerson
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Hangouts now start with roasting each other's photos.
@dkim
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Clever, contextual, actually funny. Not random.
@rtorres
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Finally an app that makes me laugh at myself.
@mpatel
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Roasts in Spanish hit completely different.
@landerson
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Hangouts now start with roasting each other's photos.
@jsmith
◆◆◆◆◆
Dead chat, resurrected. Friends won't stop sending me screenshots.
@emilyc
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Savage mode should come with a warning label.
@mjohnson
◆◆◆◆◆
The intensity slider is chef's kiss.
@swilliams
◆◆◆◆◆
Gentle for mom, savage for friends. Unmatched range.
@jsmith
◆◆◆◆◆
Dead chat, resurrected. Friends won't stop sending me screenshots.
@emilyc
◆◆◆◆◆
Savage mode should come with a warning label.
@mjohnson
◆◆◆◆◆
The intensity slider is chef's kiss.
@swilliams
◆◆◆◆◆
Gentle for mom, savage for friends. Unmatched range.
@jsmith
◆◆◆◆◆
Dead chat, resurrected. Friends won't stop sending me screenshots.
@emilyc
◆◆◆◆◆
Savage mode should come with a warning label.
@mjohnson
◆◆◆◆◆
The intensity slider is chef's kiss.
@swilliams
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Gentle for mom, savage for friends. Unmatched range.
